I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while. I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.