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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.