Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
  • When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.
  • There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.
  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.