I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder. Funny Quotes May 27, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks. What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches? A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.