I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.