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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Just landed via Instagram:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Just landed via YouTube:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Trending via Pinterest:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Just shared via Slack:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Making waves on Reddit:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Freshly posted on X:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

6 months ago

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Breaking via Messenger:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Breaking via WeChat:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Live now on Facebook:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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