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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Just landed via X:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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