Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.
Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 It’s like China hit us with the ultimate software upgrade – Covid 19S Plus Pro: now with extra features for all your quarantine needs! 🦠💼 Who needs a vaccine when you have the latest virus release, right? Stay safe out there, folks! 😅 #PandemicUpgrade

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