Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.
  • I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.
  • I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
  • I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.
  • A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.