In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me. Posted onMay 10, 2024May 10, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn an alternate universe, sex dreams of me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year. Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.