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  • Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.
  • I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
  • April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.
  • Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
  • I can resist everything except temptation.
  • An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.