In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. Commentary:"In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised… And we all know that's when the real fun begins! 😜🚫👀" Related Funny Posts 🤝 In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised. Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised. Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012. In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich. A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.