In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.
