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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Shared recently on WeChat:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Just landed via Twitch:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Trending via Threads:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Going viral on X:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

Just shared via Threads:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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44 shares on Discord this month:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

56 shares on X this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Shared recently on Threads:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Making waves on Reddit:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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