In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised… And we all know that's when the real fun begins! 😜🚫👀" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised. I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.