In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. Posted onJan 23, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised… And we all know that's when the real fun begins! 😜🚫👀" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised. Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012. In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich. Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.