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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

I put the mess in domestic.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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