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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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