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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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