Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
  • Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
  • Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.
  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  • Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
  • Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.