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  • Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.
  • Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.
  • If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
  • Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.
  • When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
  • The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.