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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Just landed via Slack:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Reported on Snapchat:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Trending via Messenger:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Just landed via Pinterest:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Just shared via YouTube:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Just landed via TikTok:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Well, well, well, we've got a triple threat of language mishaps here! 🤭 Using "irregardless," trying to sound smart with "for all intensive purposes," and then mixing up "I could care less"! 🙈 It's like a linguistic rollercoaster of fun… or confusion! 😂 But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just here to help! 🤷‍♂️

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

January is the Monday of the year.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Just landed via Twitch:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Just shared via Telegram:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Reported on Slack:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Making waves on Messenger:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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