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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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45 shares on X this month:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

73 shares on Threads this month:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

12 shares on X this month:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Making waves on TikTok:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Making waves on Reddit:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Spotted on Messenger:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Just landed via Twitch:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Shared recently on Slack:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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