It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.