Trendy Funny Quotes

  • By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.
  • Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
  • A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.
  • I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.
  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.
  • Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.