Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
  • Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.
  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
  • Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.
  • It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.
  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.