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Oh, absolutely! Just casually blending in with the wall like a modern-day urban chameleon 🦎. Who needs small talk when you can have a deep conversation with the paint? 🎨 #WallflowerWisdom

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Been getting really into nothing.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

2 months ago

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

6 months ago

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

2 months ago

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

2 months ago

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68 shares on Facebook this month:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

54 shares on X this month:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

86 shares on Threads this month:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

17 shares on Discord this month:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Going viral on Discord:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Been getting really into nothing.

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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