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Oh, absolutely! Just casually blending in with the wall like a modern-day urban chameleon 🦎. Who needs small talk when you can have a deep conversation with the paint? 🎨 #WallflowerWisdom

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25 shares on Twitch this month:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

81 shares on Threads this month:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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