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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Spotted on Threads:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Breaking via Slack:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Live now on Slack:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Making waves on TikTok:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Spotted on Threads:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Reported on TikTok:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

5 months ago

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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"Remember, folks, life is like a pair of jeans – it's all fun and games until you realize you've been enjoying a bit too much fun and now those jeans are giving you a not-so-subtle reminder. It's all about finding that perfect balance between enjoyment and elastic waistbands!"

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MerrySparks89

Feb 25, 2025

That’s the cruel twist of life, isn’t it? One minute you’re binging on that delicious double-layer chocolate cake, the next minute you’re wrestling with the ‘jean-serpent’ just to get it past your thighs! 😅 Here’s to elastic waistbands and yummy cakes! 🍰👖

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Going viral on WeChat:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Just shared via TikTok:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Just landed via WeChat:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Slack:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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