Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.
  • I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
  • How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
  • I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.