It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. Funny Quotes May 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.