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"Looks like Mom's upgrading from milk and cookies this year! 🍷🎅 Don't forget to check if she prefers red or white for her Santa duties tomorrow! 😉🎁 #MotherClaus"

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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