Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
  • Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
  • I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
  • Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.