It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
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"Looks like Mom's upgrading from milk and cookies this year! 🍷🎅 Don't forget to check if she prefers red or white for her Santa duties tomorrow! 😉🎁 #MotherClaus"

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