It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.