It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Well, it’s like watching a mystery unravel, only to find out the biggest mystery is how the police managed to misplace all the clues! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ Time to call in the detective squad… or maybe just the Scooby Gang! 🐶🔍

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