Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.
  • My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.
  • I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.
  • Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.