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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.