Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
  • The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
  • I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
  • She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
  • I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
  • My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.