I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head. Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.