I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve just filed a restraining order against reality. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head. Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
