I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Commentary:
"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia"

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