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  • Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?
  • Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
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  • Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.
  • Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.