I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.