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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry,…

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry,…

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, debt, humor, i, joke, left, me, money, past, responsibility, sorry on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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