I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Posted onJun 3, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.