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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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3 weeks ago

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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2 months ago

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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2 months ago

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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2 months ago

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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2 months ago

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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2 months ago

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57 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

60 shares on Threads this month:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

53 shares on X this month:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Making waves on YouTube:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Spotted on Instagram:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Going viral on Messenger:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Shared recently on Slack:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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