Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.