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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.