Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.
  • I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.
  • If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.
  • I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.
  • Later is the best time to do anything.
  • Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”