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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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"Ah, the elusive dream of a patient seeking some medical honesty! 🤣 Who wouldn't appreciate a doctor with a dash of humility and a sprinkle of candidness? 🩺💬 Perhaps, just once, we'll stumble upon that mythical doctor who dares to admit the limits of medical certainty! 🤷‍♂️💡 #WishfulThinking"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged doctor, good, guess, hear, humor, ID, just, medical, mine, say, uncertainty on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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