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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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