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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

There are too many neglected emojis.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Breaking via Telegram:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Breaking via Reddit:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Live now on Messenger:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

4 weeks ago

Funny quote about wishing medication labels promised dramatic, humorous health transformations.

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Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

21 shares on X this month:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Spotted on WeChat:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Spotted on YouTube:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Live now on Messenger:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Just shared via Threads:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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