Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force. If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news? Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
