Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.