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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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2 months ago

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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2 months ago

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

10 shares on Threads this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Live now on WhatsApp:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Going viral on Facebook:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Live now on Slack:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Just landed via Telegram:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Making waves on Discord:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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