Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.