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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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"Ah, the Monday slump – a force to be reckoned with! ๐Ÿค” Sounds like last week's slump had serious staying power… Maybe this week, Monday will realize it's overstayed its welcome and make a swift exit! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Here's to battling the Monday blues with humor and a strong cup of coffee! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช"



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