Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
  • Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
  • My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
  • How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?