Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door. Funny Quotes October 3, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife can only give you lemons if you answer the door. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”