Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door. Commentary:"Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal ππͺ Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home π" Related Funny Quotes π€ When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself. When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work. Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.