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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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"Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal 🍋🚪 Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged answer, challenges, choices, door, give, humor, lemons, life, perspective, positivity on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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