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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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"Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal πŸ‹πŸšͺ Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home πŸ˜‰"

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  • Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged answer, challenges, choices, door, give, humor, lemons, life, perspective, positivity on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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