Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.
  • My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
  • When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
  • They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
  • I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.