Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention ☕️🤦♂️ #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream? Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine. Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities. Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.