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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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5 months ago

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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2 months ago

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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