Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLong distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar. Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.