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Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Making waves on Discord:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Shared recently on X:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Windmill? Big fan.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Spotted on Instagram:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Just landed via WeChat:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Breaking via Discord:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Jan 22, 2025

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Trending via Threads:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Just landed via X:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Going viral on Telegram:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Breaking via Twitch:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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