Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
  • I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!
  • Running from your problems is cardio.
  • Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
  • If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
  • Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.