Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.