Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it? Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLove when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go. At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.