Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
  • Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.
  • If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
  • I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.
  • I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.
  • It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.