“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?