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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.