Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Commentary:
"Dealing with mail is like picking out a diamond in a pile of trash! πŸ˜‚πŸ’Ž Don't forget to respond to that one piece or you might end up in a 'mail'ing cell! πŸ“¬πŸš“"