Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMarriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange. I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?