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  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
  • I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.
  • And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
  • “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
  • We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
  • Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!