Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur. Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.