Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. Commentary:"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things. Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag. Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
