Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. Posted onJun 15, 2024Jun 15, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV. I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?