Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? ππ₯ #SeductiveSpud" Related Funny Posts π€ I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. Summer body? Folks, Iβm cosplaying as a potato thatβs seen some things. Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag. Tell me Iβd look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.