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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

If I were you, I would rather be me.

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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