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  • I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.
  • Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
  • My love language is being sent money.
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
  • Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.
  • A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”