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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.