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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.