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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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"Who needs microplastics when you can go big and chomp down on a whole package for extra crunch and fiber ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Reduce, reuse, and recycle? Nah, just eat it all in one go! Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŒ #SustainableEating"



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