Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging. Funny Quotes May 25, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMicroplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Time is precious, waste it wisely. I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.
