Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs microplastics when you can go big and chomp down on a whole package for extra crunch and fiber 🌟🍽️ Reduce, reuse, and recycle? Nah, just eat it all in one go! Bon appétit! 🤣🌍 #SustainableEating" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four. Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.