Trendy Funny Quotes

  • With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
  • Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.
  • Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
  • I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
  • Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?