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  • If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.
  • They should invent a good thing that happens.
  • Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
  • Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
  • You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.
  • Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”