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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.