More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMore foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this. I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.
