Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.
- Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.
- I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
- Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
- I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.
