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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.