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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?