My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!" Related funny posts 😂 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing. In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza. Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit. What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.