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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Humorous text about body as a pizza-processing machine with a playful, witty vibe.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!"

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