My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.