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  • Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”
  • Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.
  • My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.
  • “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine
  • I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.
  • I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?