My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo. It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
