My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.
