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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Commentary:
"Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged card, declined, eating, embarrassment, food, front, funny moment, humor, me, moment, sandwich, Subway on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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