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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.