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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time y…

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time y…

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"Ah, the ever-elusive 'distract-and-snack' strategy in chess 🍴👀 Better keep your eyes on the board, or your pieces might just vanish faster than a magician's rabbit 🐇💨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, chess, eating, every, humor, look away, pieces, strategy, time on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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