My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the ever-elusive 'distract-and-snack' strategy in chess 🍴👀 Better keep your eyes on the board, or your pieces might just vanish faster than a magician's rabbit 🐇💨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy. “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.