My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the ever-elusive 'distract-and-snack' strategy in chess 🍴👀 Better keep your eyes on the board, or your pieces might just vanish faster than a magician's rabbit 🐇💨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess. I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in. Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe. The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.