My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.