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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.