Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
  • I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
  • Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
  • My wallet is empty, just like my soul.
  • I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.
  • You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.