My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
