My first mistake of my life was my birth. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy first mistake of my life was my birth. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure. Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.