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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.