Commentary:
"Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️♂️💇♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁♂️🦠"
My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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